... they even made me dance

You wouldn't believe me if I told you, but I'll try.

These little creatures, these little spirits they came in the night . . .

. . . the surrounded me . . .

. .

. . . . they confounded me . . .

. . . . they even made me dance. . ..

Like I said friends, you wouldn't believe me if I told you.

escape from babytraz

Was it all a dream? Me and Mr. Bear had been cholicky, bad, real cholicky, bad. We were looking at real time.

"I know," I told Mr. Bear, "we'll escape baby prison, I have it all laid out in my head."

"First you slip over the bars"

"Then I'll slip over"

"And then we're off to the arms of our women!"

"We'll be held!"

"And loved"

"And shown off all over town"

"I'll be known as the Thief of Hearts."

Joey learns to read

Me & Mr. Bear were just hanging out when I thought ….

"I know, let's all go to the coffee shop and read!"

When we got there Aunty Jo gave me a great big hug!!!

First we read the newspaper . . .

Then we read a big book with big toughwords.

We needed something easy to read so we read a book by Mr Poopyface President.

"Mommy what is strategery? I don't see it in the dictionary," Joey thought.

"I guess this is a bad dictionary because no matter how hard I look it isn't in here."

"Who needs to read a dictionary," Joey thought "when I have Mr. President's plan for global domination fighting the evilest of the evil-doers."

"This is such an easy read," Joey thought, "But we need to get home!"

"I guess all that reading tuckered me out because me & Mrs. Cat slept like a baby when I got home."