Me & Mr. Bear were just hanging out when I thought ….
"I know, let's all go to the coffee shop and read!"
When we got there Aunty Jo gave me a great big hug!!!
First we read the newspaper . . .
Then we read a big book with big toughwords.
We needed something easy to read so we read a book by Mr Poopyface President.
"Mommy what is strategery? I don't see it in the dictionary," Joey thought.
"I guess this is a bad dictionary because no matter how hard I look it isn't in here."
"Who needs to read a dictionary," Joey thought "when I have Mr. President's plan for global domination fighting the evilest of the evil-doers."
"This is such an easy read," Joey thought, "But we need to get home!"
"I guess all that reading tuckered me out because me & Mrs. Cat slept like a baby when I got home."
1 comment:
This is hysterical--I am showing it to everyone...
And, by the way, you have a beautiful boy who is, obviously, as smart as his parents... Let's hope he never needs a public defender!
Candy
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